Local Peaceniks Unveil Pyramid Scheme to Stop the War on Iraq, “Pyramid Peace Power!,” is the Rallying Cry of these Foes of Pharaoh.

Event: Peacenik Pyramid Scheme Unveiled at City Hall
Date: Wednesday, March 12th, 2003
Time: 11:00 a.m.
Place: Old City Hall, Fourth Street Entrance

Local peace activists will be unveiling a vast “pyramid scheme” as one more part of the increasing efforts to stop the US war on Iraq being pushed by George W. Bush, who the peaceniks refer to as “Pharoah”. “We’re pulling out all the stops in our campaign to prevent this criminal war,” said Mikel Clayhold, one of the masterminds of the pyramid scheme. “We’ll be erecting this peace pyramid, which will stand well over 11 cubits in height, in an effort to tap some of the mysterious ‘pyramid peace power’ that we believe may tip the scales against the Pharoah’s criminal war.”

Clayhold explained that the massive peace pyramid would also be channeling energy to the upcoming peace march scheduled for this coming Saturday, at 2:00 p.m. at Waterfront Park. “And to persuade certain City Council members to reconsider their blocking of a resolution against war, we hope that some of that pyramid peace energy spills into Old City Hall.” The peace pyramid will assemble and rise into the air at 11:00 a.m. this morning, Wednesday, March 12, 2003, at the Fourth Street Entrance to the Old City Hall.

“The pyramid is a colorful collection of Brobdingnagian peace signs arranged in the shape of a towering pyramid,” explained Clayhold. Over two stories tall, the pyramid shines with all the colors of the rainbow. “Everyone is invited to get in on the ground floor of this peace opportunity, a “pyramid scheme” that starts with just a few people, but rapidly spreads out into an exponentially growing community of peace, a community struggling against the madness of the Pharoah.”

Clayhold said that the payoff in this pyramid scheme would be tens of thousands of lives save, hundreds of billions of dollars in tax-payer money that can be redirected to schools and human services, and generations of terrorism avoided.

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